Jurassic World Gunnersaurus

Gunneraurus, Arsenal’s popular dinosaur mascot, has urged his fans to stay away from screenings of Jurassic World.

The giant green biped has spoken of his displeasure at how his species are portrayed in the highly-anticipated film.

He told assembled media: ‘I urge in the strongest possible way for my loyal followers to stay away from this exploitative film. This film in no way represents dinosaurs as they truly are. What school of palaeontology did [executive producer] Steven Spielberg attend again?  To the North Bankers and the Clock Enders I say: “Do not see this movie”.

Jurassic World is due for release worldwide on June 11.