sergio ramos

Sergio Ramos is hoping to force Real Madrid’s hand in his desire to depart the Santiago Bernabéu by releasing a rap single entitled ‘Señor Pérez (Is A Cunt)’, which features lines like ‘If you were the only cunt in the world, I still wouldn’t fuck you’.

The 29-year-old has fallen out spectacularly with president Florentino Pérez, and in recent days Ramos has made it clear that he wishes to join Manchester United, who have had an initial bid of £35 million rejected by the Spanish giants.

However, a frustrated Ramos is now taking matters into his own hands, and the release of the inflammatory song will, he hopes, secure him his move to England.