Posts Tagged ‘Brendan Rodgers’

With Brendan Rodgers’ seat still bearing the arseprints of the departed North Irishman, rumours are already rife that Jürgen Klopp is set to take over at Liverpool before the week is out. However, the talented German will have his work cut out to restore pride and glory to the corridors of Anfield, and The Ballcock has identified the ten most important things he must do to make sure the good times return as quickly as possible.

Liverpool’s hopes of quickly appointing a successor to Brendan Rodgers were dealt a blow this morning after being told that Jürgen Klopp was too busy washing his hair to take up the Anfield manager’s chair.

Following on from Brendan Rodgers’ Liverpool dismissal, Sam Allardyce is currently fretting over the fact that he can’t remember if he informed the Anfield board of directors of his new telephone number.

Brendan Rodgers has said that he is running out of ideas to get himself fired as manager of Liverpool, as his side continued their underwhelming start to the season with an unconvincing 3-2 win at home to relegation certainties Aston Villa.

Liverpool are refusing to believe Raheem Sterling’s claim that a sudden loss of his left leg is causing him to miss pre-season training.

James Milner has said that Liverpool’s inability to challenge for top honours and ridiculous wage offer convinced him to sign for the Anfield giants.

Liverpool’s quest to replicate Southampton’s successful transfer policy has resulted in offers being made for all of the Saints’ remaining English players.

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has launched a scathing attack on the Premier League after his side were handed the kind of tough start that will result in his inevitable firing from the Anfield giants.

The Liverpool manager was discussing the latest contract news concerning winger Raheem Sterling when he suddenly and unexpectedly burst into tears.