Posts Tagged ‘Bribes’

In the wake of Sepp Blatter’s sensational resignation as FIFA president, RoboBlatter has announced its intention to replace its human alter-ego as the head of world football’s governing body.

Convicts within the United States penal system have spoken of their excitement at potentially being joined by outgoing FIFA president Sepp Blatter in the near future.

FIFA’s delegates are today celebrating the unprecedented achievement of going an entire month without a single incident of note taking place by awarding themselves $10,000 each, as well as taking their pick from the 2015 range of Mercedes-Benz executive saloons.

The fallout from the FIFA racketeering scandal continued today after it emerged that the Hamburglar is wanted for questioning by US authorities investigating accusations of corruption within world football’s governing body.

How else are we supposed to award tournaments to nations as unsuitable and morally questionable as Qatar? You tell me, what should we do?