Posts Tagged ‘Daniel Levy’

Tottenham Hotspur’s most recent financial reports have raised concerns after figures revealed that chairman Daniel Levy used profits from the club’s Capital One Cup run last season run to buy a nuclear warhead.

Tottenham Hotspur are set to join a host of leading European football clubs in donating towards the ever-growing Syrian refugee crisis by deploying unwanted striker Emmanuel Adebayor to areas where help is needed the most.

Saido Berahino has spoken of his ill-treatment at the hands of West Bromwich Albion, saying that he struggles to remember a time when his morning coffee wasn’t served to him without the addition of a third-party’s saliva.

West Bromwich have been granted a restraining order against Tottenham Hotspur after turning down yet another bid from the North London club for striker Saido Berahino.

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Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy is prepared to offer potential suitors a free handjob as a ‘sweetener’ in any potential naming rights deal for the club’s new stadium, it has been revealed.