Tottenham Hotspur’s most recent financial reports have raised concerns after figures revealed that chairman Daniel Levy used profits from the club’s Capital One Cup run last season run to buy a nuclear warhead.
Tottenham Hotspur are set to join a host of leading European football clubs in donating towards the ever-growing Syrian refugee crisis by deploying unwanted striker Emmanuel Adebayor to areas where help is needed the most.
Saido Berahino has spoken of his ill-treatment at the hands of West Bromwich Albion, saying that he struggles to remember a time when his morning coffee wasn’t served to him without the addition of a third-party’s saliva.
West Bromwich have been granted a restraining order against Tottenham Hotspur after turning down yet another bid from the North London club for striker Saido Berahino.
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Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy is prepared to offer potential suitors a free handjob as a ‘sweetener’ in any potential naming rights deal for the club’s new stadium, it has been revealed.