Emmanuel Adebayor, the man widely regarded as the least professional footballer of the Premier League era, has revealed the 100,000 reasons he chose to return to England’s top league with Crystal Palace.
Tottenham Hotspur are set to join a host of leading European football clubs in donating towards the ever-growing Syrian refugee crisis by deploying unwanted striker Emmanuel Adebayor to areas where help is needed the most.
Tottenham Hotspur have signalled their intention to finally rid Emmanuel Adebayor from their wage bill by fly-tipping him outside their White Hart Lane ground, with a sign around his neck saying: ‘Please Feel Free To Take’.
Sources at Tottenham Hotspur have said that the club are planning on freezing unwanted striker Emmanuel Adebayor in carbonite until a suitable buyer can be found to take him off their hands.
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