Everton fans are today celebrating another landmark in the club’s illustrious history as Liverpool’s sacking of manager Brendan Rodgers ensured the Goodison Park side could boast the moral high ground in Merseyside for the fourteenth straight year.
An attention-seeking ITK has quoted himself as a source claiming that Karim Benzema is on the verge of completing a move to Arsenal.
José Mourinho has sparked fears for his well-being after using a press conference to reflect on happier times, and to wonder why his life has taken a sudden turn for the worse.
Everton manager Roberto Martínez has today issued an apology to supporters after inadvertently pressing the wrong button on his laptop and releasing the Toffeemen’s entire first team squad.
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