Lionel Messi has celebrated winning his fifth Balon d’Or by instantly writing off all his travel expenses, as well as inquiring about whether the extra weight he now has to pay the airline for his baggage is also tax deductible.
Journalist Guillem Balagué has expressed his disappointment at discovering that Sky Sports’ Spanish football studio is not actually a bodega, after being caught trying to extract beer from a pump behind the bar.
Replica Barcelona shirts bearing Pedro’s name and number have written a heart-felt open letter to the Spanish star pleading with him to stay at the Camp Nou, as they fear for their future should he depart.
Argentina legend Diego Maradona managed to suppress a fit of giggles while making the claim that he has been clean of drugs for over a decade.
Sergio Busquets has hinted that Pedro, currently being targeted by Manchester United, may well decide to have kippers for his breakfast instead of his usual bowl of summer fruits.
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FC Barcelona are once more champions of Euope, following their 3-1 victory over Juventus. But how exactly will they celebrate their fifth Champions League success?