Posts Tagged ‘FIFA’

FIFA President Sepp Blatter today confirmed that he will be taking on the role of God in FIFA’s controversial re-imagining of the Ten Commandments.

FIFA have announced that tickets for all matches will be given away as free prizes in both boxes of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and McDonald’s Happy Meals.

The Football Association has been expelled from the FIFA Family after being caught smoking behind the bicycle sheds of the Federation’s Zurich base.

How else are we supposed to award tournaments to nations as unsuitable and morally questionable as Qatar? You tell me, what should we do?