Eva Carneiro’s Chelsea career looks set to come to an end after manager José Mourinho refused to like her most recent Facebook status.
Arsène Wenger’s long-running feud with José Mourinho shows no sign of abating after the Arsenal manager used today’s press conference to claim that his Chelsea counterpart ‘smells like runny poo’.
José Mourinho has sparked fears for his well-being after using a press conference to reflect on happier times, and to wonder why his life has taken a sudden turn for the worse.
Arsenal have called in the services of singing sensation Taylor Swift as they look to convince Chelsea to part with goalkeeper Petr Čech.
Chelsea manager José Mourinho yesterday morning used his daily press conference to allege that he was felched by his Manchester United counterpart Louis van Gaal.