Incredulity spread through Old Trafford on the final day of the season, after a fake bomb left behind during a terrorist training exercise caused the Red Devils’ home game against AFC Bournemouth to be abandoned.
Manchester United have released details of thirty-eight new home kits for next season, which will be the second under their record deal with kit suppliers Adidas.
Lee Martin has said that he is happy to talk about anything other than his role in the 1990 FA Cup Final as Manchester United and Crystal Palace booked their places at the football showpiece over the weekend.
All twenty Premier League clubs have come together to issue a joint statement defending their decision to accompany a £30 cap on away match tickets with a minimum booking fee of £30.
Representatives for Preston North End have revealed their shock at being invited to join American billionaire Charlie Stillitano’s proposed European Super League, and have said that they would welcome any move that would see them restored to world football’s top table.
Manchester United’s teen sensation Marcus Rashford won’t stop banging on about his meagre ratings in FIFA 16, sources close to the striker confirmed today.
With José Mourinho expected by everyone to be next in line to bring the good times back to Old Trafford, The Ballcock explores all the options available to Ed Woodward and the Glazer family.
Absolutely nobody in the world was in the least bit surprised by Manchester United’s away defeat to FC Midtjylland in the first knockout round of the Europa League, according to reports.
The Premier League has admitted that it may shoot random players of teams competing in the Europa League in order to force its members into taking seriously UEFA’s secondary tournament.
Louis van Gaal’s tenure as Manchester United manager could soon be at an end after five supporters were reported to have passed away through boredom during the Red Devils’ insipid home win over Sheffield United in the Emirates FA Cup third round last weekend.
Chelsea interim manager Guus Hiddink has announced that scientists employed by owner Roman Abramovich have successfully tested a time machine that will enable them to travel back to 1992 and outbid Manchester United for Leeds United’s Eric Cantona.
With the January transfer window about to blow open, we look at who could be going where over the next few weeks