Posts Tagged ‘Mauricio Pochettino’

Tottenham Hotspur supporter Thomas Evans believes he must have been involved in an act of pure evil in a previous life that is causing him such misery in supporting the North London side.

Tottenham Hotspur fans around the world are secretly convinced that their season is now in free fall after their shock FA Cup exit at the hands of Crystal Palace capped off an unremarkable week for the North London side.

Fans of Tottenham Hotspur are today speaking of their unhappiness of having pretty much nothing to complain about, in a move that has sent shockwaves throughout North London.

Tottenham Hotspur head coach Mauricio Pochettino’s post-match press conference yesterday descended into a quote-off of lines from cult US sitcom ‘Arrested Development’, with the boss and journalists attempting to out-do each other when it came to knowledge of the much-loved show.

Tottenham Hotspur head coach Mauricio Pochettino has said that he would rather watch a sex tape featuring new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and Shadow International Development Secretary Diane Abbott than taking on Qarabağ FK in tonight’s opening round of the Europa League group stage.

Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino has drunkenly boasted of Harry Kane’s potential to become the best striker in world football, as the North London club prepare to take on Real Madrid, AC Milan and hosts Bayern Munich in the pre-season Audi Cup.

Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy is prepared to offer potential suitors a free handjob as a ‘sweetener’ in any potential naming rights deal for the club’s new stadium, it has been revealed.

I’m sorry it has come to this, Étienne. Sometimes you have to choose between what is right and what is easy, and God knows I wish you didn’t have to be this wrong. In a different reality, we could have been friends.