Posts Tagged ‘Sepp Blatter’

This week featuring the Master of Magnanimity and friend of physiotherapists, Chelsea manager José Mourinho, and Sepp venting his feelings on FIFA being compared to the Mafia.

Cyril Sneer, the villain from the 1980s Canadian cartoon The Raccoons, has emerged as the favourite to replace Sepp Blatter as president of FIFA.

FIFA President Sepp Blatter today confirmed that he will be taking on the role of God in FIFA’s controversial re-imagining of the Ten Commandments.