Posts Tagged ‘Tottenham Hotspur’

London Underground’s Victoria Line ground to a halt yesterday after a man wearing a Tottenham Hotspur shirt was tragically struck by an oncoming train after ignoring notices to mind the gap at Seven Sisters station.

Tottenham Hotspur supporter Thomas Evans believes he must have been involved in an act of pure evil in a previous life that is causing him such misery in supporting the North London side.

Arsène Wenger still believes that his Arsenal side can end the season as Premier League champions, according to a bottle of whisky he drank on Saturday night.

Officials within UEFA are said to be up in arms at the prospect of Leicester City and Tottenham Hotspur muddying up their elite Champions League competition next season, believing it to be the work of the Football Association gaining revenge for their treatment in recent years from FIFA.

Tottenham Hotspur fans around the world are secretly convinced that their season is now in free fall after their shock FA Cup exit at the hands of Crystal Palace capped off an unremarkable week for the North London side.

The Premier League has admitted that it may shoot random players of teams competing in the Europa League in order to force its members into taking seriously UEFA’s secondary tournament.

Tim Sherwood continues to insist that his brief tenure as Tottenham Hotspur manager two years ago is the reason for the North London club’s unlikely push towards the top of the Premier League.

Emmanuel Adebayor, the man widely regarded as the least professional footballer of the Premier League era, has revealed the 100,000 reasons he chose to return to England’s top league with Crystal Palace.

Oxford University Press has announced that the word ‘Spursy’ will be included in the ever popular Oxford English Dictionary from this year.

Mousa Dembélé has today acknowledged the impact his decision to shave his scrotum has had in the last few months, a period that has seen him become a central figure in Tottenham Hotspur’s surprise challenge for the Premier League title.

With the January transfer window about to blow open, we look at who could be going where over the next few weeks

Tottenham Hotspur’s most recent financial reports have raised concerns after figures revealed that chairman Daniel Levy used profits from the club’s Capital One Cup run last season run to buy a nuclear warhead.