Posts Tagged ‘Tottenham Hotspur’

Northern Ireland boss Michael O’Neill is set to hand a surprise recall to legendary goalkeeper Pat Jennings as Northern Ireland start looking ahead to their first major tournament in thirty years.

Fans of Tottenham Hotspur are today speaking of their unhappiness of having pretty much nothing to complain about, in a move that has sent shockwaves throughout North London.

Rémi Garde has admitted that he is already regretting taking on the Aston Villa manager’s job after watching his new side slump to a 3-1 away defeat to Tottenham Hotspur.

Belgian police are today asking for anyone with pertinent information to come forward after Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Mousa Dembélé went missing during his side’s 2-1 Europa League defeat to RSC Anderlecht.

Tottenham Hotspur head coach Mauricio Pochettino’s post-match press conference yesterday descended into a quote-off of lines from cult US sitcom ‘Arrested Development’, with the boss and journalists attempting to out-do each other when it came to knowledge of the much-loved show.

Tottenham Hotspur head coach Mauricio Pochettino has said that he would rather watch a sex tape featuring new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and Shadow International Development Secretary Diane Abbott than taking on Qarabağ FK in tonight’s opening round of the Europa League group stage.

Tottenham Hotspur are set to join a host of leading European football clubs in donating towards the ever-growing Syrian refugee crisis by deploying unwanted striker Emmanuel Adebayor to areas where help is needed the most.

Saido Berahino has spoken of his ill-treatment at the hands of West Bromwich Albion, saying that he struggles to remember a time when his morning coffee wasn’t served to him without the addition of a third-party’s saliva.

Tottenham Hotspur fans are celebrating their club’s domination of the South Korean football market after attacking midfielder Son Heung-min arrived from Bayer Leverkusen in a deal believed to be around £22 million.

West Bromwich have been granted a restraining order against Tottenham Hotspur after turning down yet another bid from the North London club for striker Saido Berahino.

The whole football world is agog at the advertisement placed by Jermain Defoe and his family for a new personal assistant. However, as insane as almost all of the demands are, there are ten more that are even more outrageous, and The Ballcock has been granted exclusive access to them. God help the child…

An attention-seeking ITK has quoted himself as a source claiming that Karim Benzema is on the verge of completing a move to Arsenal.